Am I ready for the island?

Test yourself! Check whether you fit into the Pandan groove, whether you will have a lot of fun there or probably better should stay at home.

Find out if you are a real islander, diver, lover and adventurer. 

Fill out the following little test and learn more about your personality. It will take you only 5 minutes to get the analysis of yourself and some helpful advices for your further live and holidays. Go for it! Answer every question spontaneously and honestly. 

 

1.What do you think about French soccer championship? 
A. Vive la France!
B. French go home. Brazilians and Italians are much better
C. Who the hell wants to talk about soccer? Let's play beach volley ball

 

2. How much money do you have?
A. Ask my bookkeeper
B. Enough for today
C. I don't talk about money

 

3. What do you fear the most?
A. A shark
B. A trigger fish
C. A furious gecko 

 

4. For how long are you willing to travel to reach paradise?
14 hours by plane, 3 hours by bus, 15 minutes by boat 
3 days by foot, horse or kayak
8 hours by charter flight, 10 minutes by taxi, air-conditioned

 

5.What do you think about your future?
What will be, will be 
Everything will have to be planned very well
Wait a second, I have to check my horoscope

 

6. Where is the famous Southern Cross?
Please no questions about religion
Just above Pandan South 
Somewhere down in southern Italy 

 

7. What means the widely used Filipino expression "wala"?
Sorry, out of stock, try tomorrow.
Dear Lord, give us a new president
Don't worry, be happy

 

8. What is "sex on the beach"?
A special drink at the Pandan bar 
An amusement after being at the Pandan bar
A spectacle sometimes observed from the Pandan bar 

 

9. What does a mosquito net make you think about?
About a romantic, hot lovers night in the tropics
About security from insects
Please no nets, otherwise I feel like in prison

 

10. Diving is
... like living above water - just more easy
... the greatest thing on earth
... something unnatural

 

11. How long takes a small e-mail from Pandan to Europe?
You're kidding. Those banana eaters don't have any internet access on  the island
In good conditions 90 minutes, in bad conditions one day 
Depends whether you have your own device or use the internetpoint in the diveshop

 

12. Have you ever heard about NPA?
Well, isn't that the New Philippine Amusement Program?
Must be the rebellious New Peoples Army
No, but I know NBA, NBI and CIA

 

13. What is a Typhoon?
A young Chinese that is still virgin
One of the wildest things you can imagine
Filipino word for French onion soup

 

14. Do you like geese?
Oh, I love stuffed goose liver
I prefer turtles, they don't scream
Undoubtedly, they're the most intelligent and lovely animals

 

15. How long can you stay without your smartphone?
As long as my diving tanks lasts
As long a my holidays go on
I'm so sorry, but I cannot afford not to answer any Twitter message immediately 

 

16. How do you deal with kidnappers?
I call my embassy
Kidnappers cannot enter Pandan, because Sir Henry is protecting its kingdom
I let Dominique invite them for some rum cokes and do the negotiating

 

17. What would you bring with you to the island?
Visa Gold Card, WAP cell phone, Make up or tie
Dive gear, Rescue drops, Tarot cards, diary
Alka Selzer or Aspirin, leatherman, the novel "The Beach"

 

18. What kind of presents will you bring to the Pandanians?
Salami, Comics, groovy playlists for the bar
All kind of medicine, new magazines and computer programs
Harpoon, TV program, vitamin pills

 

19. After this test I feel like
. ..staying at home for ever, just surfing around the net
... flying directly to the tropics 
... hugging the psychologist that developed the test.

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